weiting is here!!!
saturday night was really fun and great! was PMS (or DMS quoted from waine) when having dinner. bought some gummies from minitoons:D as usual, sweet stuff cheer me up:D feel alot better:D xinyi and yang came my house to crap as usual. omg. laugh like donno what. AHHAHAS. times with cousins are always fun. got a sore throat after all the laughing:D played this fruit game thing and it was omg lar! screaming all the pomegranate, mangosteen and pineapple:D hahas. and due to the fact that guys actually has short term memory, poor zhi yang can't remember me, the great santo domingo and xinyi, the longlong czechoslovakia(correct sp?). had a really great time:D
stay at home to watch the 45th anniversary thingy. all those old old shows. totally dunno. even long before gorgor was born lar! how can i possibly know them? realise i am still very young:D compared to my parents:D was mocking at the weird shows they watch last time:D while i finish my gummies:D
spent the whole day writing farewell letters today. acckkk. farewell stuff gives me headache:p
finished three today... lorraine's, diana's and cassandra's.
four more to go. hope to finish them tomorrow. so that there'll be a load of me for me to enjoy me holiday.
i am freaking dead. haven't touch any holiday assignment yet. what the hell. can't they just spare us????
killed a spider and a worm today. GROSSED OUT. wth. the two that i am so afraid of...
killed a huge beetle that day. almost vomited. broke out in cold sweat. but i got a great way to kill beetles. :D:D:D:D self invented:D
firstly, take a whole lot of tissues and place it over the beetle.
run away to a little corner to breathe in and out to calm yourself down first. (this step is not required if you aren't so afraid of insects like me. cos i tremble and scream when i see one)
then, take a huge hole puncher and drop it on the tissues (which indirectly, on the beetle)
start to punch like a mad women (it resemble you punching holes)
last step: the grossiet of all, remove the puncher and take MORE TISSUES to remove the dea body. pesticide is highly recommended to be sprayed at the place where it died or the smell may attract ants:D
i almost died killing the F***ing beetle. is way too gross. took my 10mins. OMG.
killed this cockroach resemblence thing on saturday night. is like five times the size of an ant, or bigger, and it was on my ceiling. xinyi and yang was at my room. as usual, i cant stand insects ROAMING MY ROOM (hello? is my room for heaven sake. NOT THEIRS) so i took a whole lot of tissues and climb on my desk wanting to squash it. but weiting is too short to reach the ceiling, so i took this long stick, paste masking tape on the stick, and stick the insect:D:D:D
then i use the stick to poke the damn insect before using the stick to remove the masking tape on the ceiling. following, was to throw it out of the window. window is highly reccomended instead of the more considerate way of rubbish bin because the dead body may attract ants. but anything out of the window means out of my house, and i don't care a damn.
now, for killing worm. use the whole lot of toilet paper. close your eyes and pick it up and throw it into the toilet bowl. flush the bowl three times to ensure horrible death before leaving the toilet.
the following three ways are not being inconsiderate, evil, or mean. because i hate insects, they jolly well deserve it. they can only blame themselves for entering the wrong house. I HATE INSECTS.
i can only pray that they won't reborn as insect again.
oh, please do not look into the tissues with insects dead body unless you are brave enough. i've never take a look at those squashed bodies before because i'm not daring enough. so well, most probably you'll be grossed out.
an insect a day, keep weiting very brave:D:D:D
at least, i just killed this spider(is freaking skinny and looked so damn small and fragile, thats why i dare to kill it. those fat and black one, i just used pesticide until they dissolve into nothing. seriously) with just tissues. like three pieces?
its fate???
out of the window of course!:D
flying insects, big spiders, lizards, cockroaches... i leave them to my parents:D
oh, a new way of killing colony of ants. if you cant pour a whole lot of water, use lighter. fire kills the whole colony in less than a seconds. it works really well :D:D:D
i shall write a book and publish it. Titled "101ways to murder insects"
specially for people like me with insects phobia:D:D:D
